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day of the rake 

Future annexation of canada by America.

It comes from the fact that canada's national flag is of a fucking leaf.
canadian: 'Murica sucks were so superior
American: The day of the rake is coming

The rake 

mysterious creatures by the name of rakes because they are obsessed with the metal rusty part. They also look like salad fingers
I saw one of the rakes with mine.
The rake by Written words July 6, 2016

stepped on the rake

To run into trouble that could've been easily avoided if you would've just paid attention.
Boy: "My mom searched my room and found my stash!"

Friend: "Why was she searching your room?"

Boy: "I forgot to clean it like she asked."

Friend: "Sounds like you really stepped on the rake this time."

Off to the races 

Going somewhere exciting
"We are going off to the races tonight."

The Rake 

A slender, humanoid monstrosity said to life in the woods. It is notable for having no obvious intension upon arrival, however usually people who encounter it seems to be cursed from that point on.

Basically an alternate Slender man, with less suit and more face. Still creepy as hell.
The Rake seems to reside where he isn't expected... Like your bed.
The Rake by Starguide August 10, 2016

The rake 

This is a monster which runs on all fours. It is supposed to be an alien looking thing
YOOOO! I just saw the rake over there! RUN
The rake by squadsquadyt August 6, 2019