The Platt Sandwich 

When you lather your moob with Nutella and interlock with your girlfriend during sex

You know I had to hit her with the “Platt Sandwich”

The Platt Sandwich has been passed down for generations until this moment, where it can be exposed to the world as a revolutionary sexual technique.

The Platt Sandwich by hogert fargum September 21, 2025

The Patty Mayonnaise 

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"

The Patty Mayonnaise by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

huff the patty 

one who intensly sucks the inside of the vagina

eating a girl out, with more sucking huff the patty

huff the patty by Albeon August 1, 2009

bring beef to the platter 

to talk mad sh** or start an argument or fight. like instead of saying, 'she wanna fight you!' you use, "oh hell naw! she tryna bring beef to the platter!"

Girl1:So yesterday i was talking with Andrew and then i noticed Lacey was giving me a dirty look.

Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!

bring beef to the platter by melissaaa :D February 20, 2008

The Patterson Effect 

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

The Patterson Effect by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019

The Patty Crawford 

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.

Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

The Patty Crawford by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010

bringing the patty back

The act of doing something impressive and worthy of praise. originally from a spongebob episode in which he rescues the krabby patty and yells: "Knickity knack the patty is back!"

Ya, what a fine example of bringing the patty back.

bringing the patty back by djnatetreiber June 2, 2011