The Great Plains

The most boring chunk of land you will ever visit. Located in the US, the Great Plains takes up all or part of Montana, Wyoming, The Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Texas. Driving through here is like being in Math class. There's jack shit to do and you'll see more tumbleweeds than you will houses.

Jim: "Dude I heard Dave died while traveling the Great Plains."
Ethan: "Well no shit, that place's boring as hell"
Tim: "You guys have traveled?"

The Great Plains by Heartbreaker is hungry December 10, 2022

Kick That Nigger Bitch of the Plain 

It's okay, he's part West African.

Guy with Burger-King hat: Kick that nigger bitch of the plain.
Other people: You can't say that :(
Guy with Burger-King hat: It's okay, i'm part West African

Kick That Nigger Bitch of the Plain by SkrtMoment May 6, 2021

break the plain 

shitting enough to actually create a pile of shit that protrudes the water level (i.e. breaks the plain) in a toilet

I haven't shit for three days, I am definitely going to break the plain.

break the plain by Piggy Puff February 14, 2008

Break the Plain 

A game requiring 3 people, with at least one, if not all being a Male. One person is blindfolded and on their knees and blindfolded with their mouth wide open. A male, fully erect, stands over the person on their knees and begins moving towards the person on their knees, and continues moving forward, inserting his penis into this other person's mouth, without touching any part of the person's mouth. The 3rd person acts as a Judge to make sure that the Plain (the imaginery line between the top and bottom lips) is broken by the Penis and that there is no contact between the Penis and mouth

"Hey guys, there's 3 of us, lets go play 'Break the Plain'"

Break the Plain by Slappy Magilacutty August 21, 2008

The Plaids 

The unconventional, laid-back, balanced medium group of Frisch girls who understand how to approach the grade and school with an open- mind, while also recognizing it’s inmate flaws as a yeshiva in the heart of Bergen County.

Moshe: “Ugh Frisch Girls can be so basic and boring!”
Kayla: “Oh but The Plaids are very unconventional and are very chill you should talk to them more often!”

The Plaids by Krazyeliz60 November 4, 2021

Drink the plain away 

Drinking the plain away is your old school mid-week drinkingsession. It's when you're drinking just for the simple reason of having some fun in the midst of the plain boring existence that is your life..

-wanna go out for a beer?
-but it's Tuesday...
-c'mon dude, let's drink the plain away! 😄

Drink the plain away by kjempehemmelig July 26, 2012

The Growing Pains Paradox 

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.

"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"

The Growing Pains Paradox by Danger33 May 9, 2009