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ted leo and the pharmacists

Me: hey, did you hear the ted leo and the pharmacist's song, me and mia, or where have all the rude boys gone?
him: nope.
Me: really? well, you should
him: why?
Me; because they are great, wonderful, and even orgasmic.
ted leo and the pharmacists by Hannah November 29, 2004

going to the pharmacy 

A euphemism for coitus derived from a scene in the fourth episode of the second season of The Walking Dead during which Glenn and Maggie had sexual intercourse while raiding a pharmacy for much needed supplies.
(Chris Hardwick made a joke about the possibility of this becoming a euphemism for coitus on his Walking Dead commentary show following the original airing of this episode.)
"Have you ever...gone to the pharmacy?"

"Where was Bill last night?"
"He was going to the pharmacy with Jill."

Fred the Pharmacist

Basically just someone who attends 6 years of schooling just to learn how to count things, specifically pills.
Fred the Pharmacist can count things better than anyone I know!
Fred the Pharmacist by Coldangelo November 16, 2015

shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology 

noun. The process of throwing chemicals at a disease until something changes.
"shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology," credit to Barry Schuler @ TEDTalks.

Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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