The Patty Mayonnaise 

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"

The Patty Mayonnaise by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

The Patty Crawford 

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.

Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

The Patty Crawford by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010

The Patty Wagon 

The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.

"Michael sent the patty wagon Jennas' way after the party last night for $1,000 each"

The Patty Wagon by Michael Lange August 19, 2006

The Patty Defense 

Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939

Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"

The Patty Defense by danthestep June 1, 2022

huff the patty 

one who intensly sucks the inside of the vagina

eating a girl out, with more sucking huff the patty

huff the patty by Albeon August 1, 2009

bringing the patty back

The act of doing something impressive and worthy of praise. originally from a spongebob episode in which he rescues the krabby patty and yells: "Knickity knack the patty is back!"

Ya, what a fine example of bringing the patty back.

bringing the patty back by djnatetreiber June 2, 2011

rice in the patty 

This phrase represents a female with a large gluteus maximus. Basically the girl has a big ass.

"Damn Frank, that girl has got some rice in the patty"

rice in the patty by SaH April 25, 2006