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Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》 

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

The Patterson Effect 

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.
Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

the parkinson 

A dance which you stand up and shake your hands like you have parkinsons. Usually one thrusts one arm forward, and the other back, maybe pointing to a potential mate.
Hey, does that guy have parkinson's disease?
No, he's just doing The Parkinson.

Patterson Mill High School (The Mill)

Known as "PMill" or "The Mill" Patterson Mill Middle/High School is filled with many.. eclectic people. Okay, to sum things up: Patterson Mill is 90% preps who take nudes for fun and often say "that's what she said" for no hell of a reason. Kids there often make fun of italians and jews. Half of the school is delinquents transferred from crappier parts of crappy Harford County because HC feels it will better them. Well have you seen the turn out? The Preps all come from nice neighborhoods because A. They didn't get accepted into private schools or B. It makes them feel bad ass to go to public school. They often do ecstasy cause it gives them a "fun feeling" and most of the preps play lacrosse. PMill is a sibling school to Bel Air, much seen as the younger sister. At first, when the school was built in 07 it was seen as a golden school, only because it was new and shiny. Although a large percent of our school will go to good colleges, it's only because their parents bought their education for them. It's like John Carroll, only public. Kids who go there often say they wanna go to John Carroll, reality... it's just the same. PMill Preps just drink all the time and are like mini frat kids. nuff said.
"PMILL FOREVER MAN! Aww dude where did my keg go?" kid too wasted to care at a Patterson Mill High School (The Mill) football game
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026