The pastor says I’m good

But Jesus Christ I’m never good

person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”

person 2: Lmao mccafferty

Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall

ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this

The pastor says I’m good by Your real name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 22, 2021

the Pastor James

when a girl puts her fist in your butt while giving you a blowie

I was with blowjob Betty when she surprised me with The Pastor James

the Pastor James by sqrl1876 February 9, 2022

who fucked the pastor? 

when you do not understand a sentence a person has just spoken and the end word of the sentence sounds like pastor this phrase can be used in place of what or excuse me for comical enhancement.

Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.

Crash: Hey Lizzy whats your password?

Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?

or

Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!

Squid: Who fucked the pastor?

who fucked the pastor? by Steve Buttholerson August 23, 2010

Roughing the Pastor 

Phrase used when the media outs a popular church minister or pastor for things like taking drugs, being gay, paying for sex, stealing money, or all of the above.

Did you hear about Rev DipShit's money laundering scam? I heard about it last week and the media has been roughing the pastor ever since.

Roughing the Pastor by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009

Rushing the pastor 

Super Bowl Sunday when you're in a hurry to get out of church to watch the BIG game!

We'll be rushing the pastor Sunday morning so we can get good seats on the sofa for the big game before Joe passes us!

Rushing the pastor by Injeanuity February 5, 2009

Whip the pastor 

To masturbate

Okay ewan I’m gonna go whip the pastor

Whip the pastor by Bigboypapa69 June 9, 2020

Please pass the pasta pastor 

This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.

Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.

American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”

British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”

Please pass the pasta pastor by PastaPastor November 29, 2021