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The Master 

1. The Master is the Doctor's worst enemy.
2. Fans like to pretend that they were boyfriends. The network does not discourage it.
3. He's pretty fucking awesome.
"I'm voting Saxon; he can tick my box any day."
-He sure can.

"The drum beat... the drums are coming closer... and closer."
-The Master
The Master by xthedrums October 24, 2011

The Master Plan 

Samuel's master plan to acquire Sher lyn and place her in the VIP lounge within the 4th circle of the fortress of the mind
The Master Plan is tired of waiting, and this is the time that it is put into action!!!

The Master List

A prestigious secretive preset list of all single girls that score above an 8 on a 10 point hotness scale. Usually The Master List is formulated for a large social gathering involving a very overwhelming group of horny guys that are looking to close on a one night stand
Wow you see that smoke over there..? She’s for sure on The Master List “

“Have you seen The Master list? No way I don’t close tonight”

“Are you on the Master list?? Are you on the Master list?? I NEED TO KNOW!!”

the master chief sucks at halo 

one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3

make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma

The Master Chief 

The Master Chief is done when the man is multitasking and having doggie style sex with his significant other, while playing halo 3. The man then proceeds to stick the controller handles into the ass and vagina cavities at the same time. Be sure to keep the buttons out so that you can finish the fight.

*Note: Experience may change during online play
I got a killtacular while giving my girl the Master Chief last night!

My girl got doo-doo on my controller when I gave her the Master Chief.
The Master Chief by Adam Kelm June 10, 2008

the Master 

A major villain in the Doctor Who universe.

Also: The Doctor's space boyfriend.
The Master (in the TV Movie): "I want the Doctor's body."
the Master by fluorescentbird July 23, 2011