The Count of Monte Cristo 

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

The Count of Monte Cristo by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022

Broke the bank in Monte Carlo

Having taken a healthy, large, and incredibly satisfying dump. Sometimes shortened to simply, "broke the bank".

(1) Walking out of the men's room, I say to my friend, "Dude, I just broke the bank in monte carlo."

(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.

Broke the bank in Monte Carlo by Balls Machammer February 11, 2013

the man from del monte 

the man from del monte is a man..... from the company del monte. this man is a real man who travels to the furthest corners of the world to select the greatest oragnges and other produce for his fruit juices. upon seeing them, he says "yes".

He is a real man, and not a concocted effegiy to sell fruit juices. see also Mr Kipling

the man from del monte - he say yes

the man from del monte by Barry June 11, 2006

The Molten Mr. Bolton

A nickname for the former Trumpian National Security Advisor and long time warmonger, John Bolton, due to his well-known reputation of volatility.

The Molten Mr. Bolton became irate about the possibility that he might be perceived as being involved in the Ukrainian quid pro quo fiasco, referring to it as a “drug deal.”

The Molten Mr. Bolton by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

The Montenegro Squirrel

The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.

The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises

"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"

The Montenegro Squirrel by Saulman500 May 10, 2024

The Minternet 

The Minternet is what chavs call the internet.

In the native language of Chavadonia mint means good along with propa nice, well good and bangin, innit.

It is not dissimilar to [The Munternet} in spelling yet means a totally different thing.

The main minternet sites sell cheap fake jewelry and clothing at discount prices. It is all stolen.

Orite mayte, you know da internet?

Yer Mayte, its bangin innit,

I think its dat mint we iz gunna call it The Minternet Innit

The Minternet by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

Dust'n the Mantel 

Dusting off the mantel to put your trophy on it.

"I'm dust'n the mantel" Trash talking to someone when you're about ready to win a game and bring home a trophy for the mantel!

Dust'n the Mantel by Shawnpdx November 8, 2023