Surfing The Med

An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.

She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...

Surfing The Med by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006

I'll Alert The Media 

A sarcastic remark saying you don't care. Usually said after someone says something incredibly stupid or random. It originated from the movie "Arthur" where Arthur tells his valet, Hobson, he's going to take a bath. Hobson, not caring, says "I'll alert the media."

Arthur: Hobson
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...

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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...

Girlfriend hits her hand on something

Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...

I'll Alert The Media by urbansavage96 February 24, 2010

The medicines act 1968

An act of parliament of the United Kingdom governing the manufacture and supply of medicines. It is designed to prevent pharmacists from treating patients and to significantly hinder the process of dispensing medication.

sorry Mr Smith, due to the Medicines Act 1968, I cannot give you any antibiotics unless you have a prescription, despite the fact that you have a life threatening bacterial infection.

The medicines act 1968 by Farringtoodle May 26, 2011

The Medic Droid 

A really great band consisting of Chris Donathon and Hector Bagnod. Not only do they make amazing techno/electropop, but they're both really really cute :3 On June 10th, 2008, they released "What's Your Medium," a 9 track album.
Track list:
1. Keeping Up With the Joneses
2. Saddle Up
3. FScene8
4. Into the Groove
5. It's About Love
6. Tease
7. Fer Sure
8. The Killer Anna
9. Sho-Fer

The Medic Droid is a well great band with some cute boys to match :D

The Medic Droid by RUBBISHtm June 11, 2008

Alert the Media 

Comment used when someone says something of utter uselessness, or that only they care about

"OMG she's like totally wearing my shirt"
"Oh no...should I alert the media?"

Alert the Media by yeah_its_me09 May 18, 2006

the medic droid 

The medic droid are and three piece band who fuse electronica with rock they are fronted by chris donathan who is really really hot <3

(oh and by the way the person who wrote before me is a stupid slag who doesn't know what good music is)

the medic droid songs include:
fer sur
fscene8
it's about love
keeping up with the joneses

the medic droid by xXxFER SURExXx February 5, 2008

The Medic Droid 

a band consisting of Chris Donathon. some people said that the medic droid was hollywood undead's hate band but i don't really see how.

The Medic Droid is a totally cool band but they need some more music.

The Medic Droid by abi[fersuuure] May 15, 2007