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Light the Kwanzaa Candles 

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.
If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree

crank the kwaz 

The Kwazi Moto
a variation of walking it out but you bend over and arch your bach almost as if you have scoliosis.
Did you see him crank the kwaz?
Yea i just feel bad, for his crooked spine and all..... sucks for him.

The Kwaku 

A delicious drink which combines a Corona can with a dash of Fireball Whiskey. A part dash in the beer and a part dash on the rim of the can. Safe and spicey, great in hot and cold climates, and perfect for any occasion.
Whats that drink? 'The Kwaku'. Let's have a 'Kwaku'. 'Let the Kwa-ku'

The Bridge on the River Kwai 

1. A 1957 war film starring Alec Guinness.

2. An almost infeasibly perilous overpass, the crossing of which unconditionally necessitates death. Under no circumstances should any person attempt to cross this bridge. Any attempt to do so ranks as outright folly of the highest order. Basically lunacy. Alternative means of transit are strenuously advised and readily available, so there is really no need to attempt to traverse by this means. You have been warned.
1. Although it is widely acknowledged that Alec Guinness actually WAS Obi-Wan Kenobi, and that there IS such a thing as The Force, there is an urban legend which claims that he was in fact a mere actor who starred in such films as The Bridge on the River Kwai. Clearly this is utter pretense and I should know, as I myself happen to be a Jedi Knight.

2. "So did you hear about Superman?"
"Yeah, idiot thought that being more or less invincible, he could cross The Bridge on the River Kwai...clearly he was mistaken. Even I could have told him that"
"I always thought it would be kryptonite that got him in the end, but there's no accounting for some people's arrogance!"

kwalked off the job 

Sellin bunk dope. Even to Fran’s. Bottom dweller.
Dude this is all cut, mussa kwalked off the job again.
kwalked off the job by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026