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The Kings Dead 

A sick hip-hop duo composed of MC Sonny Shotz and producer DJ Mendoza hailing from Boston. Great beats and great lyrics and a really unique sound. Relatively unknown but that should change soon. They used to known as the Deans List but had a makeover in 2012 and changed the group name to The Kings Dead in addition to parting with friend and producer Mik Beats.
Obama: yo my nigguh chief of staff where my dope music at
Chief:my nigga brova president sir i discovered this 100% sexy beauty group called the Kings Dead

*After listening to The Drive In*
Obama: fuk it im yung! shiet my nigga this is dope let me hit up all my bitches overseas with this dopeness
The Kings Dead by Bob Lamas August 26, 2013
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The Kings Roar 

To do “The Kings Roar”, you need to eat only Indian food for a week. Then, when you feel the pressure of your lower intestines start to give out make a b-line to the nearest public bathroom and without closing the door to the stall scream as loud as you can (Best way is to scream like a loin but a loud sexual moan is also acceptable). Be quiet and the let it go!!! The sound of The Kings Roar will scare all males near by and show that you are the dominant male.
I was in the bathroom at chipotle and as I was washing my hands some guy came in and without closing the stall screamed like a maniac and started to shit violently. I got the fuck out as fast as I could and when I saw him leaving I asked him, “What the actual fuck was that in the bathroom earlier?” And with a burning passion in his eye and said. “The was “The Kings Roar”, I am the king of the jungle?”
The Kings Roar by PortalDM December 4, 2019

the kings academy 

every student that goes here is either a whore, a dealer, fake ass bitch or being forced to attend. some kids are pretty chill but probably lie about what school they go to unless they go to fbcw(cult like church). stay away from the fbcw kids there a strange breed. wcc(chill church) kids are the chillest. many pretend they go to seqoyah high school(nearby public school) and cherokee high school(crackhead public school) by attending their football games and only posting pics w out ppl from kings. many see going to kings as an embarrassment and it’s clear why. also teachers have no clue in hell what there doing. many students want to “kms” but only a few brave souls have tried. some rlly weird kids. some rlly chill kids. also the dress code is fucked up for girls. way to small for the number of students. and if you voluntarily go to the monday wednesday session, i hope your parents disown you.
person not from kings: so what school do you go to?
weird kid: the kings academy
any other student: i’d rather not say

the kings school 

TKS is the oldest independent school in Australia for boys (or girls)and strives for academic excellence (failing)leadership and learning and realising potential, if there was any. Unlike Tara Anglican School For Girls (refer to search) Year 10 Kings 2006 are struggling to reach puberty and are definately the least sexiest year. Their year motto is "Keep your soap rope tight and your pants even tighter."
We at Tara are ashamed to be called their sister school, we were never expecting to get actual sisters.
The Kings school student: oi you!
Non Kings student: Hey the guy thats planning to grow pubes next year is calling you
the kings school by Arkrider July 26, 2006

The kings school 

Founded some time in the past, the original students are now teaching at the school. Certain teachers are ancient and are at risk of dying suddenly when approached with a question concerning the headmaster's unwanted books on leadership.
Certain Boys in Year 10 2007 should be exterminated, the names of which will not be released in this.. blog?

Unless of course your name happens to be
-Michael
-Christopher
-Lachlan
-James
-Thomas or
-Daniel.

There are now THREE students remaining in the year who have not been named, and their privacy will be repected.

We at your sister school have a short message for all of you:

No matter how much we despise the discos we have with you,
no matter how boring it is that you all come dressed the same,
and no matter how much it annoys us that you never take into consideration HOW MUCH TIME it takes to get us to look that slutty,

we will continue attending your boring discos, simply because we have no other social gatherings to attend, or because our Year Co-Ordinator is an absolute LEGEND and deserves a medal, and he puts a lot of work into organising these discos, so we go just to make him happy.

We love you ERNIE!!

thankyou.
that is all.
Dam, there are very few boys at The Kings School worth going to those boring discos for!

There is one single Tara Girl Who has an unspoken obsession for the boys at The Kings School, and she lives near the beach...

The Kings School consists of gorilla like creatures, most of whom are named Michael, Christopher, Lachlan, James, Thomas or Daniel.

The kings school by OMGLIKEWTFSHUTUP December 13, 2008

the kings school 

Year Ten Kings think pretty highly of themselves. It’s rather sad really as they are quite easily the lowest of all the low animals on Earth. They’re lower than the shit caked onto the side of the bowl in public toilets.
They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…

Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!

You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much but in reality, wouldn’t you use your muscles you brag on about, pick up your school and move away from us?

Really boys, you’ve been beaten by girls.. We’d be ashamed if we were half as retarded as you.
And the funniest thing is if we consist of a “Man Clan” it’s because we’re twice as manly as you’ll ever be and still twice the woman that you’ll ever have.
The Kings school Boy 1: Oi so how many Year Ten Tara girls in the same group have you gone out with???

The Kings school Boy 2 (not naming ppl “charloie”): The same amount as the number of guys that have come out of the closet at this school.

Kings Boy 1: Oh! That many?!
the kings school by abdiuehadjfhadhf September 11, 2008

The kings of nothing 

The kings of nothing are a street gang in the seattle washington area. They use the colors red blue and black in there graffiti.
"Hey did you hear the kings of nothing tagged up safeway."
"No i diddnt how bad was it?"
"Oh man it wasnt nearly as bad at what they did at that one school."