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(It is impossible to imitate) The Imitator 

The Imitator is that very one in a kind, outstanding part of a bunch, who progressively develops an natural born skill to imitate the regular dancers or audience dancers at a disco or club, either each and every member of his close circle. Even long time passed, he/she still is able to reproduce their figures and main movements with a superb accuracy. However, no one can or has the least clue to imitate The Imitator. Hence the moto: It is impossible to imitate The Imitator.

Coined in Ibiza 2020.
The Imitator is that very one in a kind, outstanding part of a bunch, who progressively develops an innate skill to imitate the regular dancers or audience dancers at a disco or club, either each and every member of his close circle. Even long time passed, he/she still is able to reproduce their figures and main movements with a superb accuracy. However, no one can or has the least clue to imitate The Imitator. Hence the moto: “(It is impossible to imitate) The Imitator.”

Coined in Ibiza 2020. Where dance floors have been in close comité and most faces became familiar.
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The Instigator 

The Instigator is the god of reality. He can use many sexy powers and he loves loves loves loves to kill small gay noobs called Eyes.

Xoxo, Instigator.

The Horizon Initiative 

The Horizon Initiative is an organization created in the late 1960s by various influential sects in the main three Abrahamic religions as a response to the growing number of anomalous activities and groups which they perceived as threats. Though the full extent of their goals is uncertain, the Horizon Initiative is known to target SCP objects, either with the intention of retrieving or destroying them, depending on each item's perceived place in their dogma.

The Initiative is led by a tribunal composed of leaders from the three largest sects involved in its creation, though a large amount of internal strife often leaves the official leadership in less than full control of the organization. The HI's main combat force, Project Malleus, is generally deployed in anti-cult operations and in SCP retrieval operations.

The Initiative's relations with most other Groups of Interest and the Foundation seems to be in a state of constant flux; while all parts of the HI perceive the Church of the Broken God and Fifth Church with a great degree of hostility (and at times engaging them in armed conflict), sentiments toward the Foundation and the GOC vary greatly, from open hostility to a limited willingness to cooperate, depending on the internal affiliation of individual members.
The Horizon Initiative is a new Group of Interest, and by God, I hate them already

Initiate the pussy 

The act of having a friend get a girl to flirt with you or notice you so that you can start spittin' your game. Inturn, this prepares her pussy for you, because your game is so kill she will want your dick.
Ryan, get Kendall, and Initiate the pussy for me!
Initiate the pussy by Jiggles34 February 20, 2011

The Horizon Initiative 

a bunch of people in a religious congregation that also don't like the SCP Foundation. so yeah, obviously they have guns because THATS WHAT REAL CHRISTANS DO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (and I can't stress this enough) HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE S̶̛̛̱̫͈͍̋̏̎̈́̐̔͊͆͂͗̽͐͌̓̈́̌͌̈́̐̈́͆̋̀̽̍͊̄̐̌̆͊̀͘C̴̢̧̛̤͈̖̖̭̭̥̆̊̾͊̿́͒̇̏͆̋͊̈̈́̐͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅP̵̡̨̡̛̛͇̳͉̺̪̲̗͇͔̳̱̆̓͑̔̉̀̓̍̄͑́̑̓͌̂̌̊̅̑̊͋̈́̔̊̔̕͘͘͝͠- ̛͓̰̳̯̘̪̈͗͆͌͛̇̃̈͛̋̾̀̑̽̊̂͌̃̎̄̀̌̅͋͊́͒͘̕̚͝͝6̶̢̨̡̨̧̮͎̘̳̱̘̬͔͇͎͙̠̣͇͓̬͔̞̯̝̺͈̥̩̲̪͓͛͛̐̈́̀͋̈͑̑̆͊̈́̕͝4̴̢̛̛̛̹̱̙̯̘͔̺̙̠̥̗͈̹̹͕̺̘͕̠̦̫͚̩̼̻̲̪̫͈͕̺̞̲̞̺͎̆̀́͒͒̾̌̅̉̈̈́̿͒̏̍͆̊̉͘̕̕͜͜͝͝ͅ2̶̢̧̡̨̡̬̟̹̥̲̭̰̦̭̹̖̤̹̩̳̌̆̑̚͜2̶̨̡̖͕̣̞̦͕̆̎̈́͒̋̾͑͐͌́̍͌̈́̀͘͜ INCIDENT.
THI Guy 1: Help me! I've been shot!
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.

The Tom Perkins Initiative 

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.
Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.

The Neo Child Initiative 

Also known as TNCI, a volunteer-based organization in Nigeria aimed at promoting education, improving access to good health care and mentorship, especially for children in underserved communities.
The Neo Child Initiative attempted a Guiness World Record challenge in 2019 when they taught 5000 handwashing.

If you’d like to volunteer, The Neo Child Initiative is currently recruiting.