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the hurst community college 

a school filled with chavs and drug dealers, most of them are nice but be careful not to get stabbed as all the basingstoke and tadley kids go there
“oh i wouldn’t send your child to the hurst community college you don’t want them to get shanked

The Hurley

Simply, while performing fellatio or giving a blowjob, one has a nose bleed. This undoubtedly must happen before the receiver ejaculates and the fellatio performer is still down on the receiver. Also, criteria must be a blowjob in A VEHICLE or train/plane/boat/cruise ship/ etc.
Oh twas a classic teenage fellatio session, in the front seat of a car. The windows were closed and the defroster was one, 100 degrees in the car. When the female blowjob giver was doing what she does best, a terrible thing happened. The sweltering heat mixed with her cold and within seconds of throating him, she had a nosebleed. And thus, the Hurley was born.

the hurst school

a shithole for druggies with no futures ahead of them
are you sending your kid to the hurst school?”
“fuck no?-“

The Hurst 

an abbreviation for Rockhurst University located in Kansas City Missouri
Mike: You ready to go to The Hurst this fall for college?

Wil: Yeah the road to The Hurst begins
The Hurst by waxmacher August 19, 2011

The Hurst Rudder 

The HurstThe Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
The Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
The Hurst Rudder by Not hurst February 5, 2021

The Hoots and the Hurts 

He's got the hoots and the hurts.