The HONZ is a badass who hates fags and people who act like pussys. don't piss off the HONZ or you might wake up broken glass shoved in your eyes. The HONZ will rip out your spine and use it to hang you as your teeth are ripped out and put into a bowl that he will then fill with your blood and eat them like cereal.
My drill sergeant is like the HONZ.
by Eric Robotnick October 19, 2009
Honz is a little gremlin looking thing. The ugliest thing in the world... people would rather have a disease then touch this thing... he enjoy Jamican Mudslides and little boys.... he also eats babys... it lives in a hick town where it's father is actually its brother... this thing will never have se in its life.
by Steve April 18, 2005