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The High School Douche Bag

A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.

A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.

His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.

They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.
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The High School Vanity Continuation Industry 

The industry of service providers that allow adults to continue their vain high school lifestyles into adulthood.
Facebook and Twitter are two of the biggest companies in The High School Vanity Continuation Industry. Who would have ever thought that a billion people wanted to continue high school bullshit into adulthood?

Shoppin the High School

The dude who even after he graduates high school hangs out at the high school. The Older Prom date kinda guy.
Randy likes to drive past "shoppin the high school" Bumpin the Bass at 11:30 everyday to let the ladies know he is around.

The Catholic High School of Baltimore 

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle
Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

the woodlands high school

A mess. A high school for almost entirely upper-middle/upper class teenagers who are known for being stuck-up and oblivious to the outside world. The students are much like those in cliché high school movies, very much about cliques. The dress code is ridiculously strict, and recently they’ve started playing weird throwback music at the end of every lunch for some reason (?). One of the most notable traits of this school is the vaping problem, as likely more twhs students own a juul than don’t at this point. There are fights very often, and things have been getting wilder and wilder for this school and it’s entire district since the start of 2019. Stay safe staff and students!
I hate Woodlands kids. Everyone at The Woodlands High School is so fake and clique-y!

The City High School 

Highschool in West LA well known for shutting down after only lasting 1 year in 2016. The school was forced to shut down in september due to them being half a million dollars in debt and under-enrolled. All 116 students were forced to find a new school within a week. The principal of the school warned her “PTA” parents (Weren’t actually the PTA but her inner circle of parents) ahead of time that the school would be shut down before the final decision was publically made. She used her connection to neighboring charter school New West to get the the PTA’s kids in. It was widely noticed that all of the students whom she helped were white, and the students who found out later when all of the inner-circle parents kids had already left to other schools, were primarily black and hispanic.

Most of the students who attended city high also attended the prior school, city charter middle school. Small school but everyone in West LA knows someone who knows someone who went to city school during this time.

All of the students from City High School (2016) are right now either crackheads, popular pretty instagram girls, pregnant, drug dealers, GHETTO or fatherless.
I went to The City High School and it was traumatizing.

“What high school did you go to?”
“Oh I went to two, I went to this school called City High School and then I went to Uni.”
“Oh! City high isn’t that the one from LA Times that got shut down? My friends cousin went there!”

St Joesph by the Sea High School 

one of 7 high school located right off of hylan blvd on staten island in New York. this is the school where most rich kids go from the football feild. but not everyone is rich their are some kids who have low enough incomes to go their for free through some scholarship program, and there is a cheat for kids who come from divorced parents that pay a much lower fee because of child support fees. the school is very challenging so if u go there and ur not smart than u probably have rich parents paying to keep u there. it’s basically a college prep school but disguised as a catholic school. they do all of their work on iPads so whatever the latest ipad. sea has a bad rep of stuck up hoes going their but a majority of the girls are so nice. sea has an over the top athletics programs and has every sport like: football, basketball,

golf, tennis, sailing, hockey, and a few more that i just don’t know as well as the weirdest clubs like: robotics, italian club, something to do with a daily news and much more. they have a whole team of scientists who will observe you and help you do things like become faster, loose weight, gain muscle, etc.. and they have a chiropractor and some companys app that coaches use to track how much time you spend at their gym and on each piece of equipment it’s basically like having a personal trainer. overall it’s a great school and here’s some advice that the staff won’t tell you - once you get passed midterms it gets easier.
eighth grader- i can’t figure out which high school to go to

ninth grader- well there’s not many options tville is not a good education, csi is for weird kids, moore is on the north shore, all public schools besides tville are in bad neighborhoods, st joesph by the sea high school everyone says is to hard, u prob don’t want to go to an all boy/ all girl school, and tech is impossible to get into unless your russian or asian so good luck