The Hermanvongerman

The Hermangongerman is a homosexual sex move where person 1 plays PC Shooter games with a control pad. Person 2 makes love to person 1's gaping asshole during the gaming, pulls out and aims his load of the back of person 1 but misses thus replicating playing PC shooters with a control pad.

Did you see Tommy do the Hermanvongerman on Peter last night? He aimed for the back of his head but hit the wall 3 meters to the left whilst Peter missed every shot in COD with his controller.

The Hermanvongerman by JohnTank August 8, 2021

The Hermit 

A club in Brentwood, UK, attracting goths, grungers, emos, indie kids etc. Plays mainly rock music, and it's subgenres. Also a popular excuse used by teens to go out and get drunk or stoned.
Contains a mosh pit and hot girls

Abbr of The Hermitage Club/Site.

A) Yeah, I'm going to the hermit tonight.
B) I'm just going to tell parents, then get some smirnoff

The Hermit by conorschild December 21, 2005

kill the hermit 

(1) In the MMORPG "Kingdom of Loathing", this phrase conjures up any of a variety of myths and legends about how to 'solve' a particular part of the game, especially if said thing cannot be done.

(2) Masturbation.

(1) In order to open up the sunken chest, you first have to kill the hermit. Of course, in order to do that, you must first blow Mr. Skullhead, earning you three perspicacity points. Yeah, they're one of the Moxie substats.

(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.

kill the hermit by Maplethorpe September 8, 2005

the hermans 

a loving couple that sucks each others dicks till they look like zebras. nancy and herman

the hermans got me looking like a zebra

the hermans by lamarjacksonisdaddy June 22, 2023

feeding the hermit crab 

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

feeding the hermit crab by Lei Lei January 11, 2009

The Hermann 

When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.

Dude did you hear about Tom? He totally got a Hermann last night.

What the hell is the Hermann?
When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.

The Hermann by Tyrell53 August 31, 2017

The Hermit Crab 

the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!

Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!

The Hermit Crab by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012