Two minutes before the end of the day

It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."

Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.

Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.

Two minutes before the end of the day by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 30, 2011

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National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

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Thedaybeforeyesterday

The day before yesterday

Sam: man, why isn't there a convenient word for the day before yesterday
An intellectual: thedaybeforeyesterday

Thedaybeforeyesterday by Unurban Accurate Dictionary February 25, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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