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The Cum Dumpster 

That girl you use to put your spare cum that is too good for tissue paper but not quite good enough for a side chick.
Guy 1: Is that your side chick?
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.

The Cum Sock 

The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.

Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.

Some people have multiple of these socks.

You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.

You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.

Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.
Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.

Oh really, how

I started using The Cum Sock

Wtf bro
The Cum Sock by TheGhostKing April 6, 2022

The Cum Run 

The run from bedroom to toilet after sex, because you have just been ejaculated in.
"Quick let me through, I'm on The Cum Run"
The Cum Run by TitZilla October 10, 2008

The Cum Man 

The man that cums inside of women either causing them to get pregnant or just to creampie for fun.
Gage is The Cum Man
The Cum Man by The Cum Man March 16, 2021

The Cum Run 

"The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)
"My housemates caught me doing 'The Cum Run'."
The Cum Run by Lanky Wanker May 19, 2019

The Cum Sock Technique 

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.
Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"