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The Classic Luke Holland 

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"
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The Classic Frosty 

The classic frosty is when you try to finger your girlfriend from the behind, but instead inserting your finger in her/his asshole.
Hey Brian i gave my girlfriend the classic frosty eatlier today. Hereby inserting my finger in her asshole.
The Classic Frosty by Dirty Mitchell September 27, 2020

The Classic Frosty 

A classic frosty is when you try to finger your girlfriend from the behind, but instead insert your finger in his/her asshole.
Hey Brian i gave my girlfriend the classic frosty earlier today, hereby inserting my finger in her bumhole.
The Classic Frosty by Dirty Mitchell September 27, 2020

The classic Henryk 

When someone leaves the call or goes AFK to facetime their gyal
Ahhh he did the classic henryk again
The classic Henryk by Natwo November 27, 2021

The Classical Academy 

A charter school in Colorado Springs Colorado. You will find that every student is dressed in a polo shirt, khaki pants, wearing black dress shoes and a belt. About 97% of the student body is Christian and strangely enough most of them attend services at the megachurch right next to the east campus. You will immediately be able to sniff out the one public school kid that transferred because he/she will be the only one without a bible in their pocket.
That kid has a bad case of PTSD, He must have transferred from The Classical Academy.

the classic mistake 

When you still have the timer on and you slurp down boiling hot noodles, usually resulting in a scorched mouth.
John, you just committed the classic mistake

The Classic Moldovan Worm 

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild