The Chicago Way

He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.

"Wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone."

The Chicago Way by NimMar222 March 1, 2014

the chicago kick 

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, Ganondorf's down-A in air. It originated from Chris Solis (smasher) saying "woah... that kick had enough force to power chicago!"

"The Chicago Kick just FUCKED me!"

"Awww... man, I just won a trip to Chicago."

the chicago kick by CMBO May 24, 2007

the Chicago 7

Notorious 60's political activist group consisting of anti-war protesters such as, Youth International Party (Yippies)co-founder and author, Abbie Hoffman and, anti-government figure, Jerry Rubin.

The Chicago 7 became a legendary symbol for the 60's hippie activist movement and youth anti-war rebellion.

the Chicago 7 by fellow yippie... long live hoffman... April 3, 2005

The Chicago Delusion

The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.

The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.

The Chicago Delusion by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018

the Chicago 7

slang;Couldn't get the job done!

the Chicago 7 really Chicago 7'd

the Chicago 7 by close....but no cigar June 26, 2004

the chicago stomper 

When having sex with a girl and you accidentally cum inside of her. You are worried about possible pregnancies, so you proceed to beat the girl to death with your penis.

I forgot to pull out of Cindy so I had to give her "the Chicago Stomper" to take care of it.

the chicago stomper by brad early October 14, 2009

the chicago 7

almost heroes

but not quite

the chicago 7 by better luck next time June 29, 2004