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the charlie chaplin 

While eating a hairy girl out you simultaneously wiggle your hat whilst ramming a cane up her back door.

The Uncle Charlie Classic 

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as possible in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has reached MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.
Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie Classic to those kids?”

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory 

A specific movie or show that is about some kid that likes chocolate and gets a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Charlie comes along with 4 other kids that experience bad luck and torture.

Veruca Salt was thrown in a garbage shoot by squirrels.

Augustus Gloop drowned in the chocolate river.

Mike Teavee gets trapped inside a TV.

Violet Beauregarde becomes violet.
Man:Have u heard of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?
Kid:No.

Charlie the cat 

A fat ass cat who only likes food
look it's Charlie the cat

The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick 

When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.
Sorry man, I'm staying in tonight -- I'm beat from the Charlie's Angels Hat Trick yesterday.

THE CHARLIE 

noun - greatest person in the world; crazy spazz; 'will own you' vocalist;
You just wish you could be THE CHARLIE

Dude, did you hear the girl singing? She was almost as good as THE CHARLIE
THE CHARLIE by heartneverknown5 December 16, 2008