the bubbler
The art of urinating in a standing (slumped over) position, whilst drinking from the stream like a bubbler.
the bubbler by Brocabulary July 15, 2016
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The Butler did it..
The Butler did it.. by CornBald October 23, 2004
the bugler
When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.
I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.
the bugler by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013
Shining the Butler
To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.
Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!
Shining the Butler by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011
Taisho The Butler
Taisho The Butler by Physresoul October 20, 2020
Quinten the butler
A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.
Thee story of the butler named Quinten.
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.
Thee story of the butler named Quinten.
Quinten the butler by Magical Oreo July 25, 2017