sroke the bloke 

Male Masturbation also see: flog the bishop,spank the monkey,choke the chicken,wax the carrot,grease the dolphin,groom the shnauser,slap the sausage,whip the weasel,bang the fungus,smack the soldier,tame the cobra,lube the lever and of course release the hound.

After school billy loved to stroke the bloke.

sroke the bloke by oogalie boogalie April 24, 2003

the blake

to go to a party, most likely of someone you dont like, sneak into the laundry room, and shit in the dryer, then turn timer to 90 min on high cotton.

to go to a laundymat, throw a freshly pooped in sock into a dryer, insert max amount of quarters and leave.

youve been hit by the blake

the blake by yourstruley November 12, 2007

the blokes 

The blokes is not a people or a thing, it is a force. A truly unstoppable, irresistible, wrecking ball of a force. Once the blokes have gained traction and momentum there is no stopping it. It is said that the blokes will bring about the end of times as we know it.

“Did you hear the blokes were in Napa last night?”
“I don’t suppose that had anything to do with the massive brawl outside bedrock?”

the blokes by TheBlockFlag September 2, 2020

The Blake School 

Otherwise known as The Blake School of the Unnaturally Pretentious, these whiter than sour cream trustfund babies attend the finest school for douchebaggery in the western Minneapolis Suburbs. These vineyard vines-wearing assholes have no limit to the that they show off daddy's new jag.

<extremely expensive Mercedes rolls past blasting Mercy>
Person 1: Who was that douchebag? I could smell his Lacoste body spray from a mile away.
Person 2: Oh Christain Hammerschmidt IV? Yeah he goes to The Blake School

The Blake School by MinneapolisUnchained May 20, 2014

The Blake Show

The Blake Show is a name of a team. Usually this team dominates its competitors and knows how to win all the big games. The amount of talent on the team is great and they all play well similar to an all-star team.

The Blake Show is killing the Hawks team as we speak. They are just such a good team.

The Blake Show by honey ns April 13, 2011

the blocked nose 

the blocked nose is a sex position and it is when you cum in a girls nose and put your balls in her mouth

person 1: hey I had there best sex ever last night
person 2: did you do the blocked nose

Person 1: of cause

the blocked nose by litfamyeetdab August 25, 2019

The Blake

The act of receiving gay butt sex, but not seeking the courtesy reach around, seemingly only seeking the feel of a cock in the ass

Jerry surprised joe by not asking for a reach around, and pulled The Blake

The Blake by concerned hudson resident February 29, 2008