the birkenhead stomper Share definition Flag 1. A little tramp who thinks he can dance to fuckin mad donk 2. Wears shitty blue Lacoste trakies G'wed, look it's the Birkenhead stomper, giz uz a dance and I'll give yer ends on this bif lad the birkenhead stomper by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the the birkenhead stomper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch