The M.A.C. System

The M.A.C. System refers to a remarkably simple system that every male puts into effect at one time or another. The M.A.C. stands for:

M-Move in
A-After
C-Completion

In short, once one of your friends is done or broken up with a girl, you silently move in to support the girl in her time of dire need. Crushed and heartbroken, the girl will talk incessantly, but will eventually open up sexually. It can be noted that this system requires almost minimal effort and simply nodding and listening works, combined with a few hugs.

The M.A.C. System was made popular by Mac, a fictional character from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His system is highly underrated and deserves as much attention as the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Example #1

Dennis: "What is this swooping in business?"

Mac: "Oh that's my system,The MAC: Move in After Completion. I wait til you're done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on, then we hump."

Dennis: "You've been humping these girls after I'm done with them?"

Mac: "Oh yeah dude! I'm swimming in your wake."

Example #2

Robert: "Hey, Charlie, you get laid this weekend?"

Charlie: "Yeah, Mike broke up with Holly on Thursday so I used The M.A.C. System on her and we made sweet, passionate love."

Robert: "No kidding? Bump it."

The M.A.C. System by Brocker V December 7, 2009

The M.A.C System 

Made popular by the FXX show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where it is the fictional character Mac's version of the D.E.N.N.I.S System, in which he would make a move after women who the equally fictional character Dennis Reynolds used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on.

M - Move
A - After
C - Completion

Example of the M.A.C system

Man #1: Uses the D.E.N.N.I.S System on a woman and then ditches them.

Friend of Man #1: Takes his place as he puts the M.A.C system into effect.

The M.A.C System by VerdeHombre November 26, 2019

The C.a.y.d.e.n Theory

This was a series of tests involving a person who had a addiction to terraria.

Some of the studies involved people trying to beat his hours in terraria. At first the people aiming to pass the hours were fine, until they started feeling itchy. After the itch they started to cough often and soon after they said they "felt like someone is watching me." At this point most people stopped, if they didn't they experienced worse symptoms, if they persisted after this, they would loose the ability to breathe. There is almost no way to save someone after this happens.

Giovany kablamy: "dam dude stop playing terraria so fucking much ever heard of The C.a.y.d.e.n Theory

The C.a.y.d.e.n Theory by Dr terraria August 19, 2021

The Candy With A C' 

The act of having sex with a scat and her releasing feces all over your dick. After, freeze for 24 hours and cum in the frozen poopsicle. Then freezing it again.

That Scat gave a nice The Candy With A C'!

I know!

The Candy With A C' by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

A.C. the Giblets

The act of aiming your air conditioning down the leg of your shorts during the summer when your balls are sweaty, causing euphoria.

Man 1: That was such a fun basketball game, but my balls are like the Everglades.

Man 2: Dude let's go get in my car and A.C. the giblets until it's like the polar icecaps down there.

A.C. the Giblets by Weaton Leemour January 11, 2009

e.s.a.c. the movement 

for those who don't know what e.s.a.c. is, it stands for emo's suck ass crew, established to abolish the emo craze from the world. It does NOT stand for emo's shall all come together, that was just a feble attempt by some weak emo's to screw with e.s.a.c. but it did not work

It's e.s.a.c. the movement.

e.s.a.c. the movement by yttod September 12, 2005

A.C. the Giblets

The act of aiming your air conditioning down the leg of your shorts during the summer when your balls are sweaty, causing euphoria.

Man 1: That was such a fun basketball game, but my balls are like the Everglades.

Man 2: Dude let's go get in my car and A.C. the giblets until it's like the polar icecaps down there.

A.C. the Giblets by Weaton Leemour January 11, 2009