the O.J. 

a hand job whereas here in the set person actifying the hand job manuever wheres? a glove.

do you havent a mint or maybeline some binacca or maybe i could have an the O.j.

the O.J. by kyle maurice January 31, 2008

The O.J.

The act of putting a condom on the tip of your penis, while sitting inside a Ford Bronco and telling her it doesn’t fit.

Her: Do you ever use protection?

Him: Sorry I’m more of The O.J. kind of guy

Her: Oh what do you mean?

Him: Let me explain in my Bronco parked here.

The O.J. by CertForkliftOp April 24, 2026

Hittin' The J.O 

Jacking off, masturbating, wanking.

Excuse me, may I use your bathroom? I need to hit the J.O if you don't mind.

You ain't Hittin' the J.O in my bathroom bro.

Hittin' The J.O by porcon September 1, 2011

jo on the j-o-b 

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

jo on the j-o-b by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

I J and you're on the O 

Inside Joke and you're on the Outside. Used on someone looking for an explanation of an inside joke. Usually leads to further confusion, as it is often use as an inside joke of its own.

Guy: Jane sure is bootylicious.
Guy 2: That thing is like a watermelon!
Girl: What are you guys talking about?
Guy: I J and you're on the O.

I J and you're on the O by StegDizzleG September 15, 2011

o the world just keeps on spinnin 

Known throughout the world as a dance or jig similar to that in the Charlie Brown cartoons. Performed by shuffling your feet back and forth while analyzing the ground (world). Can also be modified by spinning a basketball on the tip of your finger - resembling the world spinning on its axis.

I was making a supreme pizza at work and two fellas came in and instead of ordering proceeded to do the "o the world just keeps on spinnin".

o the world just keeps on spinnin by Vik Micheals May 26, 2006

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer 

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.

Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011