The Malthe 

The Malthe is when you are having sexual intercoarse with a man and all of a sudden he starts to put toothpaste on his dick. He then starts to chew on is dick to eat the toothpaste.

Person 1 - Have you ever performed "the Malthe"
Person 2 - Yes my breath is very good now

The Malthe by KneeGrow44 September 17, 2021

The Malthe 

When a person is extremly ugly

Wow he must have done the Malthe because he is extremly ugly

The Malthe by White salami69 September 17, 2021

The Mathematics of Winnie the Pooh 

Also known as “Xi Math.” When a dictator figured out that the political calculus in cracking down on democracy, imprisoning political opponents, green terrorists, and kidnapped reporters or publishers, without trial, and enacting a prolonged lockdown due to Covid-19 in spite of the economic costs, are worth the risks in securing a third-term or lifelong presidency via nationalistic means, such as indoctrinating students and teachers via his socialist writings, illegally annexing foreign lands, and sanctioning nations that side with Taiwan.

The mathematics of Winnie the Pooh shows that the odds of the power-hungry president trying to reunify autocratic China with the democratic Republic of China in coming decades are in his favor, as his life goal is to be the modern-day Mao of Taiwan.

The Mathematics of Winnie the Pooh by MathPlus September 5, 2022

The Malteser 

This is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your balls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a shit. You then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.

John: "Why are you eating so much curry Steve"
Steve: "I'm preparing to do The Malteser tomorrow"

The Malteser by Pooeychooeylooey November 19, 2016

Dan the Matheny 

One who is very dumb. He likes to sexually assault felines. He had no friends and like to act like he's tough but he's not. He will always be made fun of by someone no matter where he is.

That kid over there is so gay. I think he is Dan the Matheny

Dan the Matheny by Theodore R May 14, 2008

The Maltempus Effect

An effect where the quality of a group or community deteriorates the longer you stay a part of it.

You think a community is awesome and flawless when you first join it, but as you stay longer and learn about it's wrongdoings, you begin to understand how flawed the server is. This will happen until you either accept the group for what it is, or leave it in disgust.

Friend: Hey, are you still a part of that one Minecraft server?

Me: Not anymore.

Friend: What? I thought you loved that server.

Me: Yea, until I realized how toxic the moderators were.

Friend: Must be The Maltempus Effect at play.

The Maltempus Effect by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025