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The figure 

A phrase washed up traders shout when the are too lazy to say the precise even number of a stock price. Originally old school trader jargon shouted in a trading crowd to indicate a whole number price without any fraction.
Salestrader: "Buy 10000 Apple I would 175 the figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trader: "For fuck's sake Vinny I'm sitting right next to you"
The figure by Bossmansally June 1, 2018

the figure 8 

The act of putting your foot into your asshole while simultaneously sucking your own cock, thus making a figure 8 with your body.
Jeez, that guy is really good at the figure 8!
the figure 8 by jemalkins August 2, 2016

The hidden figure 

The hidden figure:
1. Someone working everything behind the scenes, not being the face (the figure) of the master plan
2. The real person who's moving the agenda doing things lowkey to keep everything flowing
Person : gotta give it to the people working the backgrounds

Guy: yeah those the hidden figures
The hidden figure by :):Yooooo.. February 26, 2017

2.3 Figure: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 

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😱: 2.3 Figure: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

figure it the fuck out

The only "Secret" you'll ever need. Life isn't fair. Shit happens. You DO have the power to create your life and change your destiny, but not by wishing for it. It may take blood, sweat or tears. And sometimes booze at 8 am. Nobody's judging. Just figure your shit out.
Daryl: "Rick's lost his mind since Lori died, so I'm just going to have to figure it the fuck out. Let's go, Carol."
figure it the fuck out by LDV2013 November 1, 2013

I just can not figure out the way 

You want to cheat on your wife but you can't find a good excuse for your lover.
Bob: Hi beautiful, I just can not figure out the way to get away for a couple of hours because I am so extremely busy that I can't even explain it to you.