Useful person: I've got enough to do with my own way.
Delighted: But we know exactly what you need!!
Useful person: I need chocolate.
Delighted: No you don't!
Useful person: Heya, don't you have the key to happiness?
Delighted: No I'm so delighted, but I got chocolate. From Scientology Switzerland.
Useful person: Oh thanks, you Scientologists are very useful.
Delighted: Thats what we're brainwashed for! Dudelidu.