A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.
Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit
by Qwerty12354234 January 14, 2022
School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.
by half rich kid of kozminski May 13, 2017
1. If u have a friend in real life that you also play online games or do shit together on the internet with not just Skype calls or text
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with
1. Miyu and I are both online and offline friends therefore were universal friends.
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."
by Tomatoblast December 17, 2015
The worst fucking school in Central Florida right after Colonial High. Everyone there is fucking stupid and the popular kids are more annoying than a mosquito in your room at 2 A.M.
Person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: University High
Person: LMAO fucking loser, East River is where it's at
Person 2: University High
Person: LMAO fucking loser, East River is where it's at
by Youfatmom April 11, 2022
where the most diverse personalities can all get along.
a school automatically can become number one.
donde las personalidades más diversas pueden convivir.
una escuela puede convertirse automáticamente en la número uno.
Mire, no estoy bromeando en la UNIVERSIDAD ESTATAL DE SAN FRANCISCO, vi a una NIÑERA Y NIÑO CISCO saliendo y, además de eso, estalló una GUERRA DE IDIOMAS sobre las MAMÁS, la palabra "qué hacen estas personas en el WPP" como se apretó en algún lugar entre el DIMPLE WHIPPLE y la gente de WB como este ZEXY FLORIDIAN de ORLANDO ha estado parado frente a este SECADOR ahora durante veinte minutos y apagándolo y encendiéndolo, ¿alguien tiene algo que AGREGAR a este VIAJE ESPACIAL HISTÓRICO y siempre que está ocurriendo aquí como NASA? Seguro que sabe cómo DIVERTIRSE.
Voy a ser SUCCINTO Y CONTINUO, ya que este CHICO DE YAHOO DICE "EL TRABAJO APESTA", así que aquí en la UNIVERSIDAD DEL ESTADO DE SAN FRANCISCO, ya que hay PROCESAMIENTO AUTOMÁTICO DE DATOS por parte de estos INGENIEROS DE FRAT súper avanzados INGENIEROS y sí, WPP tiene el resto del La carga de SEdap en cuanto a MASTICAR A LA PAR, ya que resulta ser este hecho, como se puede DECLAR, "ES LA FRATERNIDAD", pero GIRAR BÍBLICAMENTE el (SOR) o (R) It (Y) ejecuta EL SHOW.
Live translation
AARON "POWATSON" PECKHAM"
a school automatically can become number one.
donde las personalidades más diversas pueden convivir.
una escuela puede convertirse automáticamente en la número uno.
Mire, no estoy bromeando en la UNIVERSIDAD ESTATAL DE SAN FRANCISCO, vi a una NIÑERA Y NIÑO CISCO saliendo y, además de eso, estalló una GUERRA DE IDIOMAS sobre las MAMÁS, la palabra "qué hacen estas personas en el WPP" como se apretó en algún lugar entre el DIMPLE WHIPPLE y la gente de WB como este ZEXY FLORIDIAN de ORLANDO ha estado parado frente a este SECADOR ahora durante veinte minutos y apagándolo y encendiéndolo, ¿alguien tiene algo que AGREGAR a este VIAJE ESPACIAL HISTÓRICO y siempre que está ocurriendo aquí como NASA? Seguro que sabe cómo DIVERTIRSE.
Voy a ser SUCCINTO Y CONTINUO, ya que este CHICO DE YAHOO DICE "EL TRABAJO APESTA", así que aquí en la UNIVERSIDAD DEL ESTADO DE SAN FRANCISCO, ya que hay PROCESAMIENTO AUTOMÁTICO DE DATOS por parte de estos INGENIEROS DE FRAT súper avanzados INGENIEROS y sí, WPP tiene el resto del La carga de SEdap en cuanto a MASTICAR A LA PAR, ya que resulta ser este hecho, como se puede DECLAR, "ES LA FRATERNIDAD", pero GIRAR BÍBLICAMENTE el (SOR) o (R) It (Y) ejecuta EL SHOW.
Live translation
AARON "POWATSON" PECKHAM"
Look I am not kidding at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY I saw a NANNY AND CISCO KID dating and on top of that a LANGUAGE WAR broke out about MUMS the word " what do these people do in the WPP "as it squeezed somewhere between the DIMPLE WHIPPLE and the WB people as this ZEXY FLORIDIAN from ORLANDO has been standing in front of this BLOW DRYER now for twenty minutes and turning it off and on as does anybody have anything to ADD to this HISTORICAL as well as always SPACE TRAVEL going on here as NASA sure knows how to have FUN.
I am going to be SUCCINCT AND TO THE POINT as this YAHOO GUY SAYS "WORK SUCKS" so here at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY as there is AUTOMATIC DATA PROCESSING by these super advanced FRAT ENGINEARS ENGINEERS and yes that WPP has the rest of the SEdap burden as to CHEW AT PAR as it happens to be this fact as can be STATED , "IT'S THE FRATERNITY" but BIBILICALLY SPIN the (SOR)o(R)It(Y) runs THE SHOW.
He's the MAN of SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY the WPP-WB together asclots of baggage understand BUTT WE ALL D00!!!!
I am going to be SUCCINCT AND TO THE POINT as this YAHOO GUY SAYS "WORK SUCKS" so here at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY as there is AUTOMATIC DATA PROCESSING by these super advanced FRAT ENGINEARS ENGINEERS and yes that WPP has the rest of the SEdap burden as to CHEW AT PAR as it happens to be this fact as can be STATED , "IT'S THE FRATERNITY" but BIBILICALLY SPIN the (SOR)o(R)It(Y) runs THE SHOW.
He's the MAN of SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY the WPP-WB together asclots of baggage understand BUTT WE ALL D00!!!!
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 16, 2022
Umich
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!
Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
by FOLLOWEROFPEBIS October 12, 2020