Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
by Two Toke October 23, 2013
beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..
by TheTurth94 June 29, 2011
by nadia January 7, 2004
noun \ˈtər-kē\
A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.
A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.
Look at that girl! She never gives up, never fails to help her friends, and never stops voting. What a turkey!
by LOUDturkey2013 March 13, 2013
noun: the action of using a thumb to provide manual stimulation of the vagina, called the "turkey" because the four fingers look like tail-feathers and the thumb a turkey's head when executed properly.
by Notapussy August 28, 2009
Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:
1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?
Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
by Jake Friedman March 22, 2012