When a chicago sox fan takes the loosing walk of shame after another shameful outting against the chicago cubs
Yo brah, that bitch just done did the marcos trot, jeah!
by 1908whodoyouappreciate July 11, 2008
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An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck
Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
by Magnum47 November 5, 2017
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When your at a wedding and have massive diarrhea flowing out of you while you run the the bathroom.
Mom: Where is jimmy going so fast the weddings about to start?
Grandpa: Oh he ate the Indian food; so he got the tuxedo trots!
by Nickypoo69 August 23, 2017
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1. A warm muddy brown shit.

2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.
1."Aww Buddy(friends dog), you got the tahitian trots.

2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."

(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"
by Vlakid23 April 21, 2018
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A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke
I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot
by Rod Bangwell September 6, 2023
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When a slut has sex with a different person In different locations, every couple hours. They wake up and have sex with one guy, a couple hours later another person in a different location, then a different guy at a different time and so on. Trotting their twat around town.
Dang Tina is on a twat trot today!
by DixinDown February 29, 2016
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