Postmans genetic slop
I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop
by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020
When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “
by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020
A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 19, 2021
by Kingjoel October 24, 2022