| 1. | The Oden (DVDA edition) | ||
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A deviation from Oden Viking Warrior's--The Oden. It involves 4 males who perform DVDA--in other words 2 in the pink and 2 in the stink. The males feel double the pleasure because there is more squeeze on their crotch cobras The Oden (DVDA edition) is used for bonding, I perform it with my 3 sons instead of camping or fishing.
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| 2. | The Oden's Return to Sender | ||
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After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package. I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!
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| 3. | Odener | ||
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One who follows in the footsteps of Oden Viking Warrior and performs "The Oden." A truly brilliant innovator who is respected and admired by all moral human beings and a true idol for young adults around the world. That Odener is so hardcore that he performed the Oden with his own mom. With years of practice, I can only dream of being as well renowned as him.
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