Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.
I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.
by SpitFire4Truth October 6, 2020
the people who find out about the dirt or what everyone is talking about the day after everyone else does and asks everyone annoying questions that have already been answered.
Alan: Did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.
Dan: What a next day newsie
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.
Dan: What a next day newsie
by THEBOYZFROMLWOOD May 24, 2009
The Jitters and shakes followed by a big session or long weekend of drinking. The only cure is to start drinking again or just suck it up and hope you make it through the day.
by Raye Gunn February 14, 2023
When someone doesn't respond to a message, particularly pertaining to snapchat, until the next day. And you have no idea what they are talking about.
by Intherelikeswimwear November 23, 2014
The Next Day Doctrine states that NNN (No Nut November) may not officially begin until the time you wake up on November 1st and not at 12:00 AM on October 31st.
"Hey man you cant beat off without failing NNN. Its after 12:00!!"
"No its all good man the Next Day Doctrine makes it all good!"
"No its all good man the Next Day Doctrine makes it all good!"
by SxUzamaki November 1, 2021
National See You Next Tuesday Day is observed on October 20th, commonly in the floral industry. The day is celebrated by making certain to bid farewell to deserving customers with, "See You Next Tuesday Day!" even when there is no intention to follow through when next Tuesday arrives!
It is National See You Next Tuesday Day! See you next Tuesday!
by jrchi October 20, 2016
"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."
by TexanStraightshooter123 October 18, 2019