The art of being so perfect no one can compare.

You automatically win any argument.

Maxness is a sign of true royalty and perfection.

Instead of your highness, you are so perfect you become your maxness.
To be maxed out on your maxness.
by WarmthOfTheSand June 5, 2013
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an person who feels lonely all the time, because he did something or because other people did something. Like me.
My name is max. and sometimes we can all misunderstand. But with courage and acknowledgment we can fix all the other max's problems. I know my definition might be wrong. But it's not like I'm a bad person. I think max is a person who is always trying to do his best but always gets misunderstood or get's bullied.
These are my feelings.
Why is max always so lonely.
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Max is the loyalest person u will ever meet. He is very intelligent & has a common sense reaction to most problems. Max is somebody u can go to with anything. He won’t judge u, he will give u advice & support. Everyone needs a Max.
by l.f.e October 27, 2019
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Max.a lover, a bestfriend and an amazing guy all around. Stands up for what he beleives in and is always there for his girlfriend, even if she can get quite loony at times. Very funny and charming somtimes abit of a kluts but is definetly loved for it. He's very loving and caring and is the best person to be inlove with.
Person1 "isn't Max a little weird"
Person 2" Yes but he's my Max and I love it "
by mushy Willow May 21, 2011
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a Max is the sort of guy that is a triple threat: sexy, great personality and he's great in bed. the only downside to a max is that he tries to be all cool like and doesnt reveal his secrets. but all and all he is ridiculously sexy and an amazing guy
WOAOAAAHHH look at that guy he is a TOTAL Max
by sugartts144 April 23, 2011
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Max is an english name - one that means your parents expect too much of you. Max is short for maximum, but you don't usually achieve this.
mum: WHAT!!?! ONLY 99%!? YOU FAIL EVERYTHING!!1! GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.

mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!

(A typical day for Maxes)
by Mine Turtle June 19, 2013
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The coolest little dude you'll ever meet. Sometimes it's a human name. Sometimes it's a dogs name. Max is very loyal. Max is a great cuddler. Max loves cookies. Max hates bedtime. He enjoys long walks on the beach, car rides on a Sunday afternoon, dates in the park, running, sex, food and he poops at least 5 times a day. Max is quite the character.
That dude over there must be a "Max" Max is always a cool looking dude.
by ALCfit23 May 9, 2017
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