The act of kneeing an individual in the thigh to cause a charlie horse. The act is typically accompanied by the proclamation "JET-FUZZ!" Origin - Clinton MA, East st. (1993)
Jimmy, dropped in pain after he was he was jet-fuzzed.
by East Street December 5, 2012
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Road head but on an airplane.
Smitty gave the guy next to him Jet Gag.
by wd27 April 27, 2022
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A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."
by Mars-El October 2, 2023
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A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.
Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?
by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021
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When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.
Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."
by animaee September 9, 2019
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