noun-
herm
An insult, meaning hermaphrodite and a hermit or passive aggressive and a loser.
The hermaphrodite aspect is that this person is a pussy and a dick, or passive (pussy) and aggressive (dick). The hermit aspect is that this person never leaves their home (loser). Take the first syllable of these two words and you are left with the word herm. Herms can usually be identified by the slump in their shoulders, crust on their faces, and incredibly poor social skills. Herms are the kinds of people that will have your car towed instead of telling you that you're parking in their spot, or they will sue your for harassment before telling you that they don't like your being friendly.
verb-
herm, herming, hermed (past tense)
To actively be a herm. For example, the point in which said herm (noun) decides to file a noise compliant instead of talking things out one on one, is the point he is herming (verb) or has just hermed (past tense) upon someone. Herming can usually be identified when one chooses to take drastic measures over the simple solution.
herm
An insult, meaning hermaphrodite and a hermit or passive aggressive and a loser.
The hermaphrodite aspect is that this person is a pussy and a dick, or passive (pussy) and aggressive (dick). The hermit aspect is that this person never leaves their home (loser). Take the first syllable of these two words and you are left with the word herm. Herms can usually be identified by the slump in their shoulders, crust on their faces, and incredibly poor social skills. Herms are the kinds of people that will have your car towed instead of telling you that you're parking in their spot, or they will sue your for harassment before telling you that they don't like your being friendly.
verb-
herm, herming, hermed (past tense)
To actively be a herm. For example, the point in which said herm (noun) decides to file a noise compliant instead of talking things out one on one, is the point he is herming (verb) or has just hermed (past tense) upon someone. Herming can usually be identified when one chooses to take drastic measures over the simple solution.
"The guy down stairs is such a herm. Why did he call the police and say we were raising can and having a party when we were simply watching television? Even the police man was confused!"
"I have a distinct feeling that the guy downstairs is gonna be herming this weekend. He hermed and filed a noise complaint yesterday when we were just talking in the kitchen!"
"I have a distinct feeling that the guy downstairs is gonna be herming this weekend. He hermed and filed a noise complaint yesterday when we were just talking in the kitchen!"
by FluteletteColbyTrojan September 26, 2012
by The Wankpiece March 17, 2006
A Herm is a truly outrageous penis measurement of 9 inches. Named after the person who is white (and claimer of a 9 inch penis), he has been laughed at for this absurd claim. The unit "Herm" is abbreviated "HK". 1 HK = 9 inches or 7039 HK = 1 mile....a 9 inch penis...come on Herm...
"Dude my arm is about 3 Herms long!!"
"I just ran 7039 Herms!..im pooped!!"
Herm, no way does your penis measure up to be one Herm!
"I just ran 7039 Herms!..im pooped!!"
Herm, no way does your penis measure up to be one Herm!
by La Cavern de la Hermo October 6, 2010
Herm, one who never leaves there house, Also known as a Hermit. Can be use as a noun (Ex 1), or verb (Ex. 2)
Ex 1. Beanz: Where is that Herm at
Ex 2. Ryan: At his house Herming what do you think?
Beanz: that makes sense...
Ex 2. Ryan: At his house Herming what do you think?
Beanz: that makes sense...
by BeanzMatt January 15, 2011
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