HATS

Hats is an acronmy for Hard As A Titty Sucker.

Dude im about to got Hats on my gf breast tonight

by Marzin July 29, 2011

hat

A Condom

yo Fuck the hat i do it raw

by AC June 4, 2003

a$$hat

a$$hat- n.- one who's head is up his ass, to the extremity at which it appears he is using his ass as a hat.

I cant believe John said that. He's a complete a$$hat!

by Malygos March 24, 2005

hats

A type of women

eg top hat, a girl that is high class
wooly hat, a girl with a big bush
sun hat, holiday maker

thats a gd hat

i want a top hat

party hat required

by Boucher July 4, 2007

hats

Good. The opposite of pants.

Background is the expression "hats off" used to praise something or express gratitude.

The new Jabba the Hutt scene in the re-mastered Star Wars movies is pants. But the improved film quality of Leia, as she lays half naked on Jabba's sail barge, is hats!

by Tuggy October 28, 2004

hats

slang for condoms, synonym of rubbers

You got any hats? I got a fine ass bitch in the other room waiting to get fucked.

by originalgangsta449 May 25, 2006

Hat Hat

or just to be used when you have no come back line at the ready, it confuses people cause they dont know what the hell your talking bout

hat hat!!!

by lazelleo May 31, 2004