A haircut fetish is when one is turned on by cutting, dyeing, and/or shaving someone's hair.
Guy 1: Whoo boy, Sofia is hot!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017
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apparenlty its when you get a hair cut and a blow job from two differnt people at the same time
Its what ive heard said about a hair dresser near my place located in the seedier end of town "you can get a fishermans haircut at that barber shop"
by James the James August 17, 2006
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the act of putting a bowl on your head and shaving what is out of the bowl..
by Project 666 March 4, 2016
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Haircut on the sides of your head, leaving your hair long on the top. Looks best if blended into the top. Shaven in usually a 1 or 2 setting. Mostly for men.. But girls, if you want to try it.. Go ahead..
Woah! Did you see Richard's side haircut? It's totally rad.

John's side haircut makes himself look fly af.
by Clavefor October 13, 2014
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(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.
"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
by Davie B August 1, 2006
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A haircut of a fuccboi, which is also known as "Hitler Youth"
yo you got that fuccboi haircut
by oh ny3s May 12, 2015
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A term mentioned in Cobra Starship's "It's Amateur Night At Apollo Creed!" in the line "I love, love girls with Brooklyn haircuts". In an interview Ryland Blackinton gave during the Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking tour, he explained that the term is derived from the "scenesters" that reside in Brooklyn and the haircut in question is infact a "scene" cut. Choppy layers, side swept bangs, go visit a local show for real life examples.
For examples of a brooklyn haircut, go see one of the following bands and take a good look at the haircut the majority of the girls will be sporting:
Cobra Starship, We The Kings, All Time Low, The Academy Is..., The Audition, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Forever The Sickest Kids, Mayday Parade, etc.
by Danielle Batres April 16, 2008
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