The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.
by The elder whaler February 27, 2016
term used to define a woman who is almost perfect yet constantly eludes the man that is after her. Much like Moby Dick
Guy #1 "Brooke is such a Great White Whale, I never seem to be able to catch her."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
by Tollie1856 March 22, 2011
Ever so harpoonable for so many reasons, the Great Orange Whale will not likely be the Republican nominee because the people don’t really want him to step back into the White House so he can damage the democracy any more than he already has.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
I was on chatroulette and there was a great white whale spotting.
by qweef shady June 29, 2011
He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021