| 1. | Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem | ||
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The most amazing band in all of existence, their epicness is only increased by the fact that they are all Muppets. Dr. Teeth plays the keyboard, Floyd Pepper plays the bass, Zoot plays the saxophone, Janice plays lead guitar, and Animal's on drums. Did you see Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on the Muppet Show last night? They were incredible!
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| 2. | OTTH | ||
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On the third hand -- used to describe an alternative or option which comes to mind (or to hand) *after* the one you just thought of and described as OTOH (on the other hand). Frequently but not always, the OTTH option would steer you back in the direction you were going with your first thought. Sholom Aleichem's creation Tevye the Milkman (or Dairyman), better known these days as the main character in "Fiddler on the Roof", not infrequently came up with arguments back and forth when he was trying to decide something -- he could have used a fourth, fifth, or sixth hand sometimes. "Are you going to keep on going out with him?"
"Well, I like him well enough, and we have a lot in common. OTOH, he is a bit high-maintenance. But hey, OTTH, I have some time and money available right now to invest in looking for a good long-term relationship . . . so yeah, I think I will, and we'll see where it goes from here." ======= A paraphrase of a famous description by Dr. Teeth (leader of the Electric Mayhem) of his drummer Animal: "When he gets ahold of something, he could hit it. OTOH, he could eat it. OTTH -- well, there is no OTTH." |
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| 3. | Dirty Sandy | ||
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When the female stuffs her finger into her box, then pulls her finger out and wipes it across your lip.
Similar to the dirty sanchez. I stuck my finger down my wife's butt crack and wiped it across her lip and yelled "DIRTY SANCHEZ!", which she responded by sticking her finger in her box then wiping it on my lip and yelling "DIRTY SANDY!"
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| 4. | Heavy Metal | ||
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Probably the most controversial of all rock music for its lyrics and image. Its loud, aggressive music and characterized by the electric guitar play the central role in the music backed up with vocals, drumming and base. It branched off of psychedelic music and blues rock in the 60's. The original heavy metal band is no doubt Black Sabbath and it has been going on for 30-35 years.
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The idealogy of the music is very romantic which means it is a praise of imagination, emotion and fantasy. Another central theme heavy metal obsessed apon is chaos which involves mental illness, confusion, war, hell demons and what not. Bands go at this theme to find excitement within it or deep personal and emotional involvement or it can be the band reflecting on the human condition from the outside. Finally, the prime reason of its controversy is its anti-Jeudo Christian imagery and themes like Satan, hell and evil. Like written earlier, metal bands make songs about evil because it goes back to chaos. Also, Jeudo-Chrisitanity is the very foundation of Western civilization and making negative (or anti) songs about it means it is the ultimate rebellion. She further explains why they make songs about evil to question society what is really profane. Yes, but there are still bands who use satanic imagery simply as a gimmick to look rebellious or simply just having fun being offensive. There are some themes of hedonism themes (sex, drugs, rock & roll etc) as praise or sometimes negative criticis... |
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| 5. | zoot | ||
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Zoot is one of Jim Henson's muppets. He sported blue, unruly hair, wore a floppy brown hat, sunglasses & played the saxophone in a band fronted by Dr Teeth: Dr Teeth & Electric Mayhem. The band also included characters such as Janice & Animal. "Zoot is one cool cat, man."
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| 6. | Guitar | ||
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A six (or seven, or twelve) stringed instrument capable of soft sounds, or, in the hands of a good player, the greatest musical mayhem known to man. Pretty much the most popular instrument today. Comes in electric, semi-hollow body, and acoustic styles. NOT to be confused with Guitar Hero "guitars" which are TOYS! Guitar God- My axe has 132 buttons, how many does yours have?
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| 7. | metal | ||
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A heavier form of rock and roll music, that is definately not for everybody. However, if you like music that is violent, heavy, and generally badass, I recommend going to your nearest record store and buying a Priest or Maiden album. If you like rock music, but wish it was heavier, you won't regret it, trust me. There are many different types of metal. I'll list a few examples of each genre: Heavy Metal: Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Tank, Accept, Motorhead, Armored Saint, Saxon.
Thrash Metal: SSSSLLLLAAAAYYYYEEEERRRR!!!!(the yelling is necessary, trust me), Kreator, Sodom, Testament, Overkill, Exodus. Death Metal: Death, Morbid Angel, Possessed, Bolt Thrower, Monstrosity, Deicide, Vader. Power Metal: Sabaton, Hammerfall, Gamma Ray, Blind Guardian, Iced Earth, Helloween. Black Metal: (a.k.a. the gods rock and roll of which you need to lay down your soul to) Bathory (old), Celtic Frost, Burzum, Dark Throne, Emperor, Mayhem. Viking Metal: Bathory (new), Ensiferum, Tyr, Korpiklaani, Enslaved. Doom Metal: Candlemass, Solitude Aeturnus, My Dying Bride (not an emo band, surprisingly), Electric Wizard. And that's just a few. Also, don't think that metal is all a bunch of shouting about Satan. It's not. Trust me, I listen to it, and it's not. |
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