Euphemism for an Australian bogan, most of which wear flannies, drink jim beam and watch the V8's.
Ruski may be a flannie connoisseur, but I still think he's cute.
by Ben June 7, 2010
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1. Someone who is a fan of the weiner.
2. Someone who enjoys looking at or touching the shlong.
3. A man who is a participant in male to male anal or other sexual actions.
Forrest the first gay male to come out of the closet is known around the school for being a Weiner Connoisseur. The other kids at the school make fun of him for being a certified taste tester of the male genitalia.
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A. A person who has dedicated their life to the art of comfort, and detests bitch ass down pillows with no support.

B. Someone who has accomplished many sexual endeavors, thus bringing them in contact with a large quantity of pillows at varying levels of quality.
A: The MyPillow guy is a modern Pillow Connoisseur.

B. The MyPillow guy became a Pillow Connoisseur by clapping cheeks for decades.
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A title given to any person possessing expert knowledge or training in the field of dick.

A person of informed and discriminating taste.
That bitch has slept with so many guys, she's gotta be a Dick Connoisseur!

Catherine's not a whore, she's a Dick Connoisseur!

Note: Can also be shortened to "D.C."
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A discerning homosexual, with years of experience in the sausage industry.
Elton John is a real sausage connoisseur.
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When sucking multiple cocks, you start to notice the differences between the all the cocks, size, taste, shape, thrust, etc.
While on her knees, Riley became a cock connoisseur for that night.
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A girl or gay male who has sucked so much cock and knows penis so intimately that he/she can easily tell the difference between a blue ribbon winning penis and sub-par penis.
Damn that Hillary is a real penis connoisseur. She gave me a 7.5/10
by Matt VB May 18, 2007
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