by fallboygo November 4, 2023
Another word for atheist. Used as such because many Atheists feel that they are being described the wrong way. Just like not collecting stamps is not a hobby they feel that Atheism cannot be described as a religion.
Religious person: I'm sick of you and your crazy Atheist religion!
nonstamp collector: Religion? How is you and your lack of a stamp collection going?
Religious person: huh?
nonstamp collector: Religion? How is you and your lack of a stamp collection going?
Religious person: huh?
by thenonstampcollector March 1, 2010
akin to creep magnet; someone for whom, no matter what they try to consciously avoid, always wind up, one way or another, with the same bunch of chumps, dorks, dweebs, idiots, morons, pussys, yutzes, et al as unwanted acquaintances, no matter where they go to school, what job they work, or what city they live in.
Me : hey, wanna see my collection of losers ? I've been an avid loser collector for years, often without even trying, it seems. I even tried to unload them all on Craigslist a few times, but no one seems to be in the market for losers. Go figure.
by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017
Notification collector: someone who deliberately leaves chats on delivered or snaps unopened in order to gain a high number of notifications, this adds to their pride/arrogance. This is regarded as fake snapchat bait because you are purposely collecting notifications, not all may be recent therefore it is a fake bait concept.
by rz adz July 19, 2020
A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.
by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
Noun/Adjective used to describe women that tend to have a fair amount of gay male friends. See also fag hag.
by Lee May 7, 2004