A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a passenger experiences when attempting to open a locked vehicle's door too soon or when assuming the door was unlocked. The feeling the passenger would incur would be similar to one in which a gladiator would feel if it were to hop into the wagon before the chariot was ready in front of a coliseum full of spectators; usually embarrassed, shameful, or stupid. A severe case of chariot's itch may occur when the passenger is opening the door at nearly the same time the driver unlocks the door. Often times during cases of severe chariot's itch the passenger may double tap the window, signaling the driver to unlock the door, followed by another awkward experience of trying to explain one's actions.
The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.
The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.
by camvant March 3, 2016
Any E30 M3, but most often those of the 2.5L variety, used to stomp Porsches and other lesser vehicles.
by spearwrangler August 26, 2004
Any super-modified, hotted up car driven by a person of Italian decent. In Australia, the Holden Commodore or 79/80 model Ford Falcon is the vehicle of choice for wogs when making the switch to a Wog Chariot.
The doof doof of techno music can often be heard pumping from huge subbies in the Chariot, as can the loud "psssh" of a blowoff valve.
The driver will usually sit with the seat wound right back so that they are barely visible in the vehicle. They will also wear a baseball cap in such a way that the forehead and hair can be seen at the front.
The term Wog Chariot was also sometimes used in the Australian 1970's TV comedy, "Kingswood Country".
The doof doof of techno music can often be heard pumping from huge subbies in the Chariot, as can the loud "psssh" of a blowoff valve.
The driver will usually sit with the seat wound right back so that they are barely visible in the vehicle. They will also wear a baseball cap in such a way that the forehead and hair can be seen at the front.
The term Wog Chariot was also sometimes used in the Australian 1970's TV comedy, "Kingswood Country".
Doof Doof Doof! Psssh! Psssh!
Man it's fucking busy out here tonight.
Yeah, once it hits 9 all the fucking wog chariots start cruising.
Man it's fucking busy out here tonight.
Yeah, once it hits 9 all the fucking wog chariots start cruising.
by Dave J Watson November 10, 2006
by Dr. Jon October 9, 2007
any cardio machine that is used in any gym facility at West Point (U.S.M.A) that is used by an over-weight or chunky female cadet, called a trou or trouser.
by CadetSmoke November 5, 2006
A metaphorical vehicle that leaves your place of residence, with the destination of getting shunted and "definitely getting laid tonight". First used by his Honour, the Lord Tobias of Toon, of Qatar.
by hibsta December 18, 2010
by Endie July 18, 2006