Bib

Bib means facts

Person 1: I was finna hit Jamiyah but her pussy was dryer den da desert
Person2: bib bro

by Big mimi January 29, 2022

spotted bib

Unsuccessful farmer's blow. It fails to clear the shirt sleeve, or any other body part.

I didn't have enough wind behind that farmer's blow and now I have a spotted bib.

by mcdede May 19, 2014

douche bib

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.

" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'

by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010

bibbing

the act of being a beanpole with a sweaty stinky penis.

after last night, my penis is absolutely bibbing.

by NaNj October 16, 2018

Plague Bib

When a person wears a face mask or face covering covering below their nose and mouth, rendering them positively useless. Plague Bibs are generally seen on people who are skirt a mask regulation, but also worn for those who want to have their mask handy to pull up when someone approaches. Synonym: "chin diaper" which was coined on"South Park" Season 24, Ep 1 "The Pandemic Special

"Both the cashier and the guy behind me in the checkout both were wearing plague bibs. I am so going to die."
"That lady, Karen, she raised a fuss about wearing a mask and stomped out. She came back in with one on, but plague bib style.
"I"m just going to wear my mask like a plague bib when I go to the park, if anyone comes nearby, I can just pull it up. "

by dottie hinkle December 26, 2020

Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 30, 2018

banana bib

The lord of the universe, lover of John Pullen, married to a fat dog and eats children on the daily for his local supply of nutrients

I Love Banana Bib, he’s such a lad

by OfficialBibslam September 6, 2020