bench

The combination of a bitch and a wench. Used for emphasis, being that it puts two words of equal meaning together. Could possibly be used as a euphemism.

Bitch + Wench = Bench

Shut up you stupid bench.

by VooDooXII November 6, 2007

bench

Bench can be swapped for the word bitch and vice versa.

Benches is the name for a group of totally epic people.

Your such a bench Holly Stallard!

by awesomeperson.com July 6, 2011

bench

a combination of either wood or steel, it can also be made out of cement, shaped like a long chair with low back support. these are meant for people to sit on and can be found near, around, or inside most public places. most benches are strong enough to support the weight of the fatest person in the world.(well maybe not that strong)

me: whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
kid: i dunno
me: a bench can support a family
kid: (ROFL)

by oliver closeoff December 17, 2007

on the bench

Common jargon used in the IT industry to describe programmers waiting between jobs.

After leaving Syntel, Santosh went nearly mental sitting on the bench for months before he found a job at Macrosoft.

by Goldie Horn July 11, 2006

Benched

To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.

That Dutch guy for Man United got benched again.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

benched

equivalent of "served"

You been BENCHED son!

by shreddered November 8, 2005

BENCH

Out of the game basically no chance with the woman/man

Ex. woman must pick between 2 men but doesnt really choose and one of the men know they've been benched.
"You've still got a chance"
"Ive been benched"
"you -"
"Beeenched"

by NiteEclipse August 17, 2005