|1.||the average teenage girl|
a girl blogger who epitomizes generalities of a female aged 13-19 years old.
The average teenage girl sure does blog a lot on her webpage, whosthatgirl dot tumblr dot com!
The Teenage Girl is possibly the absolute stupidest, most materialistic, and shallow kind of human there is, and by definition the easiest to make money off of.more...
The Average Teenage Girl wears a general uniform that includes leggings, uggs, northface jackets, (with some variation in color) in winter (at least last year, every year the fashion changes slightly), on halloween extremely whorish costumes (police, nurse, cheerleader, teacher etc), and in summer extremely tiny shorts and skirts with sunglasses wide enough to hide her entire face. Of course all of these outfits must come from a wide variety of different brands which also provide a wide variety of accessories that she clearly dont need.
Teenage Girls tend to travel in herds of 5 or 6 as they have nothing resembling independent thought or character and are totally subservient to the 'alpha' who decides who they can sleep with or date, what they eat, where they go, what they wear, and what they do (see
|3.||Teenage Girl Typing Style|
A way of typing that is comprehensible to only their own race. Teenage girls. Although the word includes teenage girls the age range for the extremely stupid typing is usually 13-16, the "stupid" phase of the teenage girl race.
Teenage Girl on Facebook 1: omg r u srs lol hve 2 nt uze 2 mny ltters
Teenage Girl on Facebook 2 den it hppend . i ws lke wat???
Teenage Girl on Facebook 3: dat is soooooo coooolllll iii cannnnt holllldddd in my excittttmen
Average-Intelligence Person Talking to Average-Intelligence Friend: I can't stand these fucking retarded Teenage Girl Typing Style posts on facebook.
You have to get over the "sparkles in sunlight means not a real vampire" obsession and look past the lameocity of the story line. Really the vampire thing is just for a climax.more...
Teenage girl's who want to save themselves for marriage need to get off too.
It doesn't matter how cliche it ends up being on the teenage romance junky story line, there's a few crucial less failure points. Oh doesn't it make the teenage virgins go wild. Why are your panties getting wet? You've got orgasm.
Almost completely not cliche themes:
1. The average love-struck teenager novel ends up being the "I love you, I'd do anything for you, I will even refrain from cheating on you" reaction: want to vomit up ravioli. Twilight puts a twist to the average teenage romance "I love you, I'd do anything for you, I will even refrain from peircing you with my teeth and sucking your blood till there is only a suringe full left then I will shoot it up and stay high off you till my eye's turn black again. Reaction: triggers minor acid reflex, still tastes better than ravioli vomit.
the average teenage height. if your taller that 5'3 stop growing and if your shorter than 5'3 keep growing.
dang! that 5'3 girl can get any guy she wants!
|6.||All Time Low|
Songs that all sound exactly the same, "hot" bandmembers, and just a pinch of teenage angst.
Their fanbase consists of just about every teenage girl in existence. You may recognize them by their inability to talk about anything other then the said band and their "awesomeness" and their insistence that everyone who does not listen to them is the biggest douchebag on earth.
Congratulations America, you have reached an all time low. Hence the name.
Teenage girl 1: ZOMG I LOVE ALL TIME LOW THEY'RE THE BEST EVER.
Teenage girl 2: YEAH I KNOW!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG???
Teenage girl 1: IDK, THEY ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME SO I CAN'T PICK LOLOLLOL
Teenage girl 2: YA I KNO!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! AND ALEX IS SOOOO HAWT!!!
Teenage girl 1: OMG YA I KNO IMMA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY!!!
An English Major is a university student or any literate person who engages in close extensive reading. With their "expertise" in literature, they seem to think that they are experts of language and like to critisize other people's usage of the English language.
Can be applied to any one who judges word usage without at least a master's degree in Linguistics.
So the other day I was like totes and this total English Major was like "Totes? I see... A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.
The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.
The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day."
And I was like yeah umm I gotta go do an analysis in the acoustic phonetics lab. And the English Major was all like acoustic phonetta what?