The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.
Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.
by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 29, 2016
Lord farquaad is a straight up bitch ass motherfucker that wants to fuck Fiona and hates shrek. Also used as a insult
by ...welp shit. November 22, 2019
YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!
by BTSisLIFEU October 18, 2017
the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky
by SkRt GaNg09 May 25, 2018
A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.
by bamljcjm June 19, 2019
by tiny dancer July 15, 2019
The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.
by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021